Discotek‘s long journey to restore this ridiculously entertaining dub is finally complete and is now available for streaming. Is Joe a slick enough dude to save an alien princess, find all the Ninja Robots and restore peace to outer space?
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Well Nicky, it’s 2022! It’s a new year, it’s a fresh start for all of us. How about we kick it off with a look to the future, via an old show?
The future is in the past, and how bad could future past be, right?
It can’t be all bad as long as it’s got NINJA ROBOTS in it! Today we’re talking about the new and old release of Ninja Warrior Tobikage. This out-of-this-world mecha series was produced in 1985 by Studio Pierrot has now been transported straight into modern day thanks to the hardworking folks at Discotek.
There’s a history behind this show; dubbed in English by a studio in Miami, Ninja Robots never actually aired in the United States—it only aired in Australia and the Philippines. Like many of the beloved works Discotek has license-rescued, they went through a lot of trouble to recover the dub that was thought to be lost. Discotek went above and beyond to restore the Ninja Robots dub specifically for fans of bizarre old dubs, which is why we’re covering it instead of Ninja Warrior Tobikage, even though both are streaming on RetroCrush.
They even significantly cleaned up the dub audio compared to the previous version. The original had a sort of tinny-sound that was not playing nice with my audio processing issues.
I cannot understate just how much that line is made by the completely bizarre-o delivery of the dub. Like, it’s English and it’s spoken by someone who speaks English natively. Maybe the guy can’t act, but it’s not said incorrectly, it’s just got the delivery of some weird alien. Is it meant to be a joke? Is he serious about food shortages? Am I supposed to laugh? Because I am anyway but I don’t know if I’m supposed to.
Immediately, Hazard and his stooge Doc Tock (not a doctor, his name is just Doc) think to take advantage of the situation. After all, aliens haven’t been found in 200 years, but now that they’ve arrived they might as well see what they can steal from them! It seems even Hazard resents Earth’s leaders for forcing him to oversee Mars.
Also, 1980s references to American science fiction! I had to pause to catch it, but yes: that’s the Enterprise! It seems a lot of people making anime liked Star Trek as much as folks making Star Trek: The Next Generation loved anime!
Okay but the fact that the whole reason Joe is doing anything is just cuz he finds the alien princess hot is very funny/exhaustingly typical for a dude of his time.
At any rate, Joe is followed by an evil robot into a gold lion-shaped robot, and finds he can pilot it. So he goes on a rampage fighting off the other evil robots.
The owners of the Ninja Robots—the good ones—are a little miffed that Joe somehow managed to make one work, and capture him along with Mark and Jennie. But none of them can get the robots to move again, so they’re held prisoner by them. Meanwhile, Hazard is contacted by the leader of the evil alien robots—Grathan of the Kroken. Grathan strikes a deal with Hazard to give him weapons in exchange for the capture of Rowena the Alien Princess (the intro sings about her, remember?), and Hazard all too happily agrees in the hopes of backstabbing Grathan.
Again, this isn’t anything that the subtitles can quite do justice—this is just a bizarre, bizarre dub. You just have to hear Hazard yourself to grasp how much he sounds like he’s about to get his voicebox cut out so he has to use one of those weird electric buzzers on his throat.
“I do this all the time.” Yeah, buddy, sure ya do.
…wait, on second thought, that’s perfectly in-character for Joe, what was I thinking?
I’m unsure what Joe’s character is supposed to be other than this somewhat unhinged boy. He’s not very likeable, but he is somewhat fun to watch. I wouldn’t describe the other characters as likeable either. Jenny gets the short-end from Joe a lot including being casually sexually harassed or insulted for not being feminine enough. His friends Kenji and Reel are both unlikeable and, in the early parts, can’t do anything. And I’m not sure Mark translates well because he’s sensible but whiny.
It’s also worth pointing out that in the first six episodes we’ve watched there is terribly little going on: Joe gets the lion’s share of the attention, so what little mediocrity there is to be had from Jenny and Mark isn’t much to go off of. To wit, Jenny and Mark use their robots all of once.
Another thing I’ll note about the dub vs sub, it seems like not all the original music was licensed or that some of it was changed during localization for whatever reason. This was common for dubs at the time but it means some scenes are just totally tonally different on top of the delivery worse than some of the kids in my high school drama class.
Yeah, the fight scenes where Joe’s robot transforms just have really generic Casio music playing that sounds like it’s trying too hard to be royalty-free adventure music. Not the kind of thing you’d set to a show about giant robots, more like something you’d play over Crundle Quest V: The Crystals of Gingledoof.
Speaking of, Joe still has no idea who the heck this mysterious Cybertron is or where he came from. Which is pretty rude of him. Joe should at least ask the name of the guy he keeps merging with.
Jenny and Mark seem to care even less, it’s almost like Joe’s the only one who sees him.
Joe just, continues to be a peace of work. He gets things done and he dislikes authority, but he also doesn’t have any real compassion, even towards his friends. His one moment of sweetness lies in his memory of Earth as a kid.
Kanji can stay but Reel can definitely be executed.
And that kind of dry sarcasm isn’t just invented from the dub. The whole show is just…like that!
They also sometimes have what seems to be blood!
I wouldn’t call Ninja Robots remarkable, especially for it’s time. It’s not incompetent, I think the robots are cool. The plot and characters aren’t great, they’re pretty unlikeable, but weirdly charming?
It definitely is. Our six episodes end with the crew finally getting an engine and charting a course for Earth, and while I can’t say I enjoyed my time with Ninja Robots a whole bunch… I’m glad it’s here and I’m glad it’s available. For every time a current shonen series is ported to a new streaming site, there are a bunch of other shows that get forgotten purely by accident or clerical error. People joke about Discotek only handling stuff like Galaxy Defender Linguini, a (fake) mecha show that only aired on Italian public access television—but Ninja Robots is the perfect example of that. Right now, I work with people at ANN who grew up watching this and were excited to hear this being brought back on DVD. This show, and many other obscure oddities like it, matter to a lot of people. Which is why it’s important to keep this stuff around. It can vanish just as easily.
Oh totally, this show may not be good, but I get exactly why it’s remembered and what makes it memorable, and I’m excited to be able to enjoy it in it’s current state. It seems like something great to put on with a bunch of friends and couple of beers and just laugh and watch some robots shoot each other. And there’s many other shows that deserve the same treatment. Plus, I saw how tirelessly the people of Discotek had to search to find ALL the dub episodes, they might’ve seriously been lost to time if they didn’t do anything about it.
That might not mean much if you didn’t already know about those shows, like myself. But I still like being able to have them. Everyone who has ever created something, knows how much time and effort it goes into making things. Even a garbage anime or a garbage dub had tons of talented people just working their butt off like you couldn’t believe. And some people can recognize that, even if it doesn’t always show up in the end product. And that’s particularly why it sucks when we see stuff get lost, it’s like all that effort gets thrown in the trash. I’m not even that old and there’s some things I’m worried about just being totally forgotten. Every show that gets saved feels like a miracle, even Ninja Robots!
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